"BF...if you don't say you're joking right now, I am absolutely going to cap you in the ass."
"Bring it!"
"With my Uzi. You do NOT talk about my pops in that manner, do you HEAR ME? You talk about him with respect, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
"Y-yes sir..."
"Good. You're lucky I decided to pass it off. Say that shit again and I won't fucking hesitate, B. Tch....moron...."
*as he walks off* "He really does get it from him and Steve, doesn't he...?"