"H-hey...don't tell me you're dating BF too?!"
:3 *nodnod*
*table slap* "YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!"
*FNF pulls out his uzi* "Hey!! Quit bothering him. He's just happy to be here. Gay or not, it don't matter!"
"And why don't it?"
"Because we're all similar at the end of the fucking day!!"
"Don't compare yourself to me, you Youtube Kids imposter!!"
"You've got a bone to pick with me, weeb?!"
*Then BF beeps in: "Tough talk for a fella with a small cock!"*
All the Picos: HOLY SHITTTT