Piconjo meh lord of teh portal:

I was so busy doing work during the summer that I completely missed your special day... (also a lack of motivation too, just in general). I was gonna make a metal track but I suddenly ran into a hurdle: I've never composed metal before...and I don't have a drop of experience...!

Hopefully teh lord of teh protal accepts late submissions for his very speshul day...I might make a romantic visual novel theme.. I wanna make it the best and secksiest as I can so it might take me a few days. Hopefully his pen0r will be waiting patiently...!

Spread teh <3. Sux his pen0r. Piconjo pwns j00. And most of all, we <3 j00 back, Piconjo.

Sincerely,

A Piconjo Fan